Willy Willow

The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.

Should have seen the willy willow I had going on for the missus last night mate.

by HermannHriedersson April 22, 2022

The Willow School

Some gay ass school in New Orleans, previously called Lusher that wanted to become emo.

"wait you go to The Willow School?"
"Yeah"
"man you must hate life"
"Yeah"

by dameuansepxnl May 12, 2022

Honking Wallops

Massive breasts

Ayo look over there at her honking wallops

by Rc174 June 4, 2022

Karen-Willo

A drunk bird that won't leave.

She doesn't know when it's time to go, refuses to leave and digs her heels in. Fashioned in the likeness of Redlands mayor, after crashing her car, drunk, into a tree, while on the books and behaving the same.

"everyone has left the party, why won't she? It's awkward"
"She's a karen-willo, you will never get her to leave"

by Armelakayy August 23, 2022

to willow

to send something unwanted down the river. synonyms would be: to give up for adoption / to kick the can down the road / get rid of

When the grimy cat turned up on our doorstep I wanted to keep it but my wife looked tough handing me a small towel and said- “Wrap it up in this towel and willow that little flea yard at the next apartment complex.”

The dueling politicians begged for our votes but their lies and hypocrisy finally inspired the voters to willow their asses to the penal system a few months later.

by unkleUck April 24, 2023

muffin walloper

victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.

i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper

by thy common folk October 13, 2023

hog wallow

A sexual act of defecating on the chest or stomach of your sex partner then performing rigorous missionary sex successfully covering you and your partner in dung

Tom:Did you see the hog wallowers on the beach?

Bill: Yeah although nasty they were doing it right!

by BIGG JIM December 15, 2023