Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.

John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

ass wipe

a wipe you use to wipe ur ass hole after crapping

Your such an ass wipe.

Thanks i love ass wipes

by joecord May 17, 2016

No Baby Wipes

Meaning as no bullshit

I ain"t dealin with no baby wipes

by TimmyTim14 January 16, 2019

Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.

Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!

by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019

Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025

Pipe wipe judy

The ability to orally clean a pipe (incense burner ) in the mouth.

Hey that pipe wipe judy really polished my pipe.

by River bend bender November 18, 2023