Kentucky Waffle

The act of spreading warm butter on chocolate chip waffles and immediately throwing it on your boss's face

The morning after a long night...
Coworker 1: Do you remember going to the Waffle House last night?
Coworker 2: yeah barely. Why?
Coworker 1: Dude you were shitfaced... you got some big balls though
Coworker 2: Shit... do I even want to know?
Coworker 1: You might want to look for a new job because you gave Jimmy a Kentucky Waffle!

by WilmaFingerdooo March 8, 2017

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waffle topper

A name for the act of ejaculating on the outer labia of a female after intercourse. Also known as "icing the cake."

1. I remembered at the last minute that she wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her a waffle topper.

by Matt the Poet November 2, 2008

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Soup Waffle

A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers

You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

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Frosted Waffle

A public sex act. A Frosted Waffle occurs when having sex doggie style against a chain link fence and the Receiver's face gets pressed against the fence. The Pitcher promptly ejaculates on the Receiver's face.

"He couldn't stop laughing because what had started out as a hot public encounter ended in my face looking like a frosted waffle!"

by RadioNutz March 18, 2009

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