tail gunner mouth wash

(see jizzy)

You need to fill that dirty little mouth of yours with some tail gunner mouth wash, Bob.

by MedPancOblon March 4, 2004

bald mans wash

soaping up the womans pubs and getting over the bald man and letting her wash his head with her soapy"kitten".

Oh wow my bald mans wash was amazing!

by oogelle January 16, 2010

Eye Wash

The act of getting shampoo/soap in your eye when in the bath or shower

Dude! I totally just had an eye wash in the shower!

by Geri Boo November 9, 2010

car wash

when you titty-fuck a girl backwards and she licks your ass

yo B i took my girl to the car wash last night

by andrew May 13, 2005

egg wash

n. Used to fool your friends into thinking you are talking about some kind of lewd sexual act.

Person 1: Mike, do you know what an egg wash is? lol
Person 2: Uhhhh yeah. No wait, no. What is it?
Person 1: You don't know what it is?! lol

by chomski January 5, 2012

jet wash

When a guy urinates inside a ladies front bottom

I treated my old lady to some space docking for her birthday, the smell from her flue was so bad afterwards she insisted I jet washed her out before she would let me go seagulling with my mates

by jaylow68 December 22, 2013

Booty wash

Similar to a bidet, except your bottom is splashed with water when your poo violently hits the water or when you flush and water flies up and catches your ass before you get up.

Ayo, pass me that sandpaper. I got booty wash while I was taking a crap and now I need to scrape the dookie water from my forefathers off my ass cheeks

by gooch26 June 27, 2016