Suicidal masturbation w Lauren

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts

"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"

by zacattack September 16, 2019

W.T.F. Syndrome

When someone mentally suffers anxiety, tension, stress, anguish, mental torture temporary social dis-communication. A victim being mentally victimized before a remedy and or closure is obtained and or reached AKA: Peace Of Mind./Justice / unfair treatment/ ridiculous / absurd / stupid /

Phill- “I was terminated for following Work Instuctions”
Dr. Dave- “but the rules states that we Have to follow the work instructions”
Phill- “What The Fuck??!” (W.T.F.)
Dr. Dave-“Dude! What the Fuck?...!”
Phill- “This is a classic W.T.F. Syndrome!”
Dr. Dave- yup! I Agree!

by =Act Right!= December 4, 2018

Jesus H. W. Christ Sr.

1. Jesus Christ's full name.

I can't believe I lost to a spammer in SSBU. Jesus H. W. Christ Sr.

by Professor Sauce January 23, 2019

french dip w/au jus on the side

After swapping chewing tabacco while passionately kissing your sex partner, You use your sex partners anus/vagina as a spittoon.

Hey Bobbie Anne, you ever had a french dip w/au jus on the side? Not only I got a nice tabaccy buzz, I had a down right dirty orgasm.

by Buttwheat August 19, 2009

Savor the W

usually another meaning of "take the L" which means loser (:

that's why your name should be Savor the W loser

by What a fortnite kid smh September 1, 2020

SIP-W

SIP-W stands for : Self Inflicted Penis Wedgie
When a man gets an erection and his penis pulls his boxers or underwear up his asscrack and thus he has a wedgie and is put into extreme discomfort.

Damn i got a SIP-W from looking at that hot chick

by nayr628 June 21, 2006

Sean W

he is a stud. he is a awesome person and is very caring and loves his friends no matter what. he is athletic and is dating the hottest asian in the world. and he is 25% japenese.

" oh heyyy its the Sean W the studd over there"
" OMGG"!

by Emma grey March 4, 2019