Shaun's girlfriend kept stopping and starting giving him a handjob, so when he finally came, he gave himself an uppercum.
by Wetbeverage May 23, 2011
Get the uppercum mug.When a man smooshes an entire fluffernutter with strawberry jelly sandwich in his fist while a woman lays spread eagle in front of him. He proceeds to repeatedly fist her in the vagina with the sandwich still crushed in his hand.
Chris: Yo, I gave Susie an uppercunternutter with jelly last night.
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up
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A measure at any given time of who likes who more in a relationship. The person with the upperhand is allowed to make decisions for the couple, to slack off doing chores, to get more sexual favors, etc.
After Yewande wrote her love poem she's definitely lost the upperhand! Too bad for her, poor little tall girl...
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Get the upperhand mug.person 1:haha i heard during school today, john gave donnie a shut the fuck uppercut
person 2: OW! that must have hurt...
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by Anthbroo December 29, 2012
Get the Shut The Fuck Uppercut mug.Sometimes you might find you're being pursued by cunt. There may be something attached to it. It may be screaming something at you. This is irrelevant. A cuntchop may temporarily subdue the rabid cunt. A cuntslap will be laughed off the court. You've got to uppercunt that shit. POW! Right in the kisser.
Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.
Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.
1. Some bitch was makin' eyeballs at me earlier. I was all "if you don't back off, there's an uppercunt over here with your name on, grandma!"
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by Markman78 December 18, 2008
Get the unpersonal mug.When you are writing an essay, you present all the mundane topics just lke punches boxers give and take during a match. When one subject hits too close to home and you feel the sudden urge to spazz out on the paper, this momentary surge is called an 'uppercut' so to speak.
John was writing an essay on 'the life cycles of mammals' when suddenly he realized the book was insinuating that all mammals are a certain way. He began to spew a paragraph about how some mammals DO NOT act accordingly to traditional concepts. Incidentally, he threw an essay uppercut.
by collegegirl01391 April 10, 2011
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