turbo dookies

Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.

Gotta call in sick, between the dollar store burritos and taco bell, I got the turbo dookies.

by MohawkedWarrior February 6, 2022

Turbo Tuesday

The only day of the week that sniffing patsy is acceptable before the hours o8f 10am

Written by the all mighty "Sir Daley T"

Turbo Tuesday is the best weight watchers "CHAVVY"

by anonymous February 25, 2022

TurboFloatzz

He is the only one that can get through bean_vr’s ankles he is funny and a key asset to bean from his videos he is very scared of the candy cane

My pal is TurboFloatzz

by TurboFloatzz March 1, 2022

TurboFloatzz

He is the only one that can get through bean_vr’s ankles he is funny and a key asset to bean from his videos he is very scared of the candy cane

TurboFloatzz does not like candy canes

by TurboFloatzz March 1, 2022

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022

turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.

I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.

by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022

turbonerd

A nerd who is obsessed with retro technology, but not the collectible kind, just like mid 2000s bits.

"no don't bring out your pocket pc to read the script, that would make us look like turbonerds. We're just normal nerds.

by SalmonSoup15 January 20, 2023