toe religion

Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.

We are not a cult

Join us

Toe religion is good

by Hello123toes April 27, 2024

toe in the yoghurt

When you mess something up or stuck your Willy where it didn’t belong

I gone done stuck my toe in the yoghurt again

by Yoghurtpalz July 8, 2024

Toe thumb

The thumbs monkeys have on their feet so they can climb trees.

I've never heard Brachydactyly type D get called a "toe thumb" before. Toes do not look like that. Average people's thumbs look more like toes than thumbs with Brachydactyly type D.

Monkey feet are so cute! Look at its little toe thumb.

My toes do not look like Megan Fox's thumbs. She has baby thumbs. Not toe thumbs.

by chFree77 December 2, 2024

toe savvington

A savvington made with your foot. It is always positive because you can’t shoot an upside down toe savvington.

May all your savvingtons be toe savvingtons

by Milford Blanchester December 21, 2024

Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you

He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop

by MissDiva December 26, 2024

toe sza

an artist who's your ride or die like how sza is to @slaymama21

"jane remover is a khia"

"ntm on her that's my toe sza"

by ferreirarocher January 26, 2025

toe inhaler

when you like to inhale toes a lot

"hey, child, are you a toe inhaler?"
"no mother, back off"

by meganne<3 April 23, 2025