Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

John Ritter

an actor who played Jack Tripper on Threes Company

rest in peace john

by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009

John Mcafee

Jesus Christ of the modern era

John Mcafee died for our sins, but his spirit is still running in the background.

by Zeke_Yeager June 23, 2021

talked to the john

Regurgitating into a toilet

"After a heavy night of drinking, I talked to the john for a couple of hours"

by John Leggett April 21, 2005

John Style

To do something in a greasy/stupid manner originating from a time where John Lennon had greasy hair.

John's rugs are greasy and dirty.
"are you going to wash your rugs John style? (as in not washing them at all)


John returned his ps3 several times coomplaining that his controllers where to slippery.

by 1337pwr February 25, 2009

John Fleming

SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!!! DONT YOU DAR SAY THAT TO ME!
Hello? I just wanted to say sorry for earlier. I don’t know what came over me.
Waaaaaaa waaaaa! Feel sooo guilty! Please forgive me.

2nd Drefinition -
You can see butt crack

Joe Bloggs is crying - “Joe, stop being such a John Fleming”

Butt crack is visible - “You are having a John Fleming moment.

by Kallo160 January 15, 2019