hillbilly hand basket

When someone removes their false teeth and sticks a dick and balls in their mouth

Did you hear about Jon? That chick last night gave him a hillbilly hand basket

by Dominic Deccoco June 1, 2017

Alaskan flounder basket

While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.

The other day daisy gave me an Alaskan flounder basket, and it was beautiful!

by ASK ME WHY June 13, 2017

dick in a basket

Literally a dick in a basket. A penis in a bowl.

Dude, why did you put your dick in a basket?

by holy_guacamole_ November 9, 2017

Texas Picnic Basket

Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area

While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket

by smash_trucker November 10, 2017

Piss Basket

A piss basket is someone that is extremely annoying and tries to use insults in a british accent to sound funny. They will often utter random insults for the smallest things. They are called piss baskets because the way they speak is like dumping piss out of a basket

You see Martin over there? Hes a piss basket

by BuCkWhEaTeAtEr May 6, 2018

drain the basket

To get something from someone without giving him anything in return.

Person A: Do you have the trading cards you promised me?
Person B: Yes.
*gives trading cards to Person A*
Now give me the stickers you promised me.
Person A: Nope!
*runs away*
Person B: I should have known that he would drain the basket!

by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018

cringe basket

A cringe basket is a person that is very cringe or a group of people that's cringe

Friend. I got an app called musicly and I already made 5

Me. U cringe basket

by Jay 👌💯 February 14, 2017