Russian Fire Pole

When a girl fills her mouth with vodka, swishes it around and swallows. Then she proceeds to perform oral sex. The trick is that the vodka will make her mouth burn, like most hard alcohols do, which give you a burning sensation on your penis.

Friend 1: Hey man, why are you walking weird?
Friend 2: My girlfriend wanted to try this Russian Fire Pole last night, My cock wont stop burning.

by Wallstreetjournal March 1, 2011

soul pole dodger

any race of female, with sexual attractions for African-Americans but denies herself to uphold a "good reputation" within her social class.

Becky thought to herself "that black guy is fucking cute, but what will people think of me?, Shit they'll call me a slut dam"

by live_micminister February 16, 2004

soul pole dodger

One who is owned by one or more Cunt Nazis. See Cunt Nazi

That little soul pole dodger just struck out. Fat Tyrone made her cum 3 times and wash his dirty underwear.

by major_delmac May 13, 2005

louisiana pole vaulting

The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo impalline ones self. results resemble lousiana after huricane Katrina.

louisiana pole vaulting really hurts

by Daanile December 9, 2006

Glory Totem Pole

Involves two female midgets. Midget 1 stands on Midget 2's shoulders. While 2 is performing oral sex on third individual, third individual gropes 1's breasts while kissing.

I got the Glory Totem Pole performance from these two midgets I met up with last night.

by RB and DH January 19, 2009

Mississippi Mud Pole

Refers to the sexual act in which one shits into a woman's mouth and she then proceeds to give him a blow job with her warm shit filled mouth.

I was expecting a blow job but she insisted that I shit in her mouth and she give me a Mississippi Mud Pole.

by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010

with a ten foot pole

when someone is so ugly and disgusting that no one would want to touch them, sometimes not EVEN with a ten foot pole.

Jessica had pox marks all over her body from people touching her with a ten foot pole.

by Deborah Spicer June 30, 2006