beer bro

an adult male (over 21)who purchases beer for underage drinkers

Jon: Aaron is a beer bro he just got me a 24 pak
Nick: Stop being a bitch and get a fake ID like everyone else

by baharain October 24, 2013

blz bro

1. asking desperately for something but trying not to sound too desperate.

2. used sarcastically to mimic whiny complainers asking for something they do not deserve.

1. "Just five more minutes to write my test, blz bro."

2. "C'mon it's just a prank, I should be forgiven."

"bLz BrO, iT's JuSt a PrAnK bRo."

by atunnelwith3cars August 1, 2021

Story bro

The one bro in a group of bros who decides to stay sober and collect stories from the night, he/she is a good story teller with a good memory and isn't afraid to slightly stretch the truth to make stories more enjoyable. This bro is then entitled to tell said stories to other bros who were not around at the time.

Bro 1: Hey man so what did you guys do at that party last night?
Bro 2: I couldn't tell you man I don't remember a thing!

Bro 1: Oh damn must have been pretty wild then...
Bro 2: For real bro, ask Jason! He's our story bro.

by Inkpw2 December 26, 2011

fisty bros

The act of fisting your bro with either a fist bump or inserting your fist in his anus.

“Did you see those fisty bros at the game last night ? They fisted like legends.”

by Fisty bro 1 September 18, 2018

Donut Bro

A typical bro, can be found lounging around famous donut shops, wearing newly purchased local garb. Easily identified by out of state license plates with lots of stickers making them appear to well versed in local culture.

Ray Ban/wayfarer glasses....check
Subaru with Patagonia and 'ski the east' sticker ...check
Boat shoes or brand new hiking boots....check

Synonymous with poser.

Chelsea always shakes her head when she sees a donut bro chillin' at Heavenly Donuts in Portland, ME.

by BabyBoiHands June 19, 2020

2 bros

Chillin in a hot tub

Five feet apart

Cause they’re not gay

“2 bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!”

by Hehehe vines August 5, 2020

Div-Bro

A dude who is physically and/or emotionally high maintenance to an extent which his antics are diva-like.

Kira: May I have money flow to get my nails done this evening?
Biz: Naw. I asked you to iron my tee shirt and you forgot.
Now I'm wrinkly to go play ball.

Kira: Negro please! Well it's only $10 for my bikini wax.
Biz: Bet! Call them and book 2 appointments because it's about time for me to get my brazilian bikini wax on!
Kira: (sighs aloud) Why do I always end up with a Div-Bro?

by Najiramba March 4, 2011