Jona

Jona is the sexiest person to walk on earth. Everyone loves her. She has the perfect life. And she’s gay.

I want to be like Jona!

by whejdni11 November 21, 2021

Jonas

The type of nigga to get cheated on by a girl named jocelyn.

Jonas: I just got cheated on

norte: her name was probably jocelyn huh

Jonas: Yea

by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 4, 2025

Jonas

A german slang to describe people from east asia (e.g. Japan, Korea, China etc)

Ja hier sind paar jonasse (here are some jonasses) = here are east asia

by nsskoo929292 October 20, 2023

Jonas

A very cold person. He is truly the iceprince.

Are you also freezing ? I think Jonas is near here.

by clarissegeteas May 24, 2020

Jonas’ Girl

Jonas’ girl is kind and funny. She’s really pretty but doesn’t know it. She is hardworking and friendly. Her and Jonas get along great and are best friends.

Girl1- Wow Jonas’ girl is really kind
Girl2- Yeah she doesn’t understand how pretty she is.

by August2011 December 15, 2018

Jona

A girl who has mommy milkers, no ass and falls for people easily. A kind hearted person. Someone who sleeps with socks. Someone who can put up a good fight and argument.

Omg your such a Jona that’s why we’re friends

by aaron piper July 28, 2021

Jona

Jona is a person that is very cool, he is also addictet to smoking and loves to drink beer.
If you know a Jona you definitely have to go partying with him

Tim: Hey Jona, let’s drink a beer!
Jona: Shut up Tim, not with you

by GarimRottUhl November 24, 2021