Jonas

Jonas is usually voll der dulli and extremely introvert person

Girls: "oh look it's Jonas. He's ugly tho!"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jonas

Big dick, gorgeous, smart, big ol booty, athletic, gets boys pretty easy. Has multiple side pieces. Pretty sweet. Likes 100 men at once.

“Look at Jonas over there, what a man magnet!”

by Derrick09 November 23, 2021

Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa

I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick

Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick

by Michichet August 13, 2020

Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.

Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!

by Cheati-819 November 21, 2021

Jona

That bitch fine af knows how such. She really dumb and hot thats why everyone wants her exept that one guy she obsessed but atleast she got hoes

Jona is dumbasshoe

by User280601 November 20, 2021

Jonas

Shit at his job, but overall nice guy.

Did your hear he got fired?

Oh did Jonas get fired:( I guess, more time for beer

by Bowler 67 September 24, 2025

Jonas

A kid burned with huge penis to have fun in the party. He will always find a girl to rub.

Ewww everybody run! It’s Jonas !

by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022