table smack

when you get so mad you have to smack the damn table

me: if u say that again ima table smack
her: NO NO NO NO NO

by pd_fi January 11, 2021

Table snake

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.

We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.

by Professor Rosseforp March 10, 2021

Tableism

Favorited table

“Everyone on that side of the table is tableism

by “Table” “tableism” September 9, 2021

table tennis pose

it's a pose in which a woman feels like a table tennis ball during sex with two big guys which kicked her ass out like table tennis racket.

Angela: have you tried a table tennis pose?

Miley: no, what it looks like?

Angela: its literally table tennis...

by lazkqv September 22, 2021

Tablebennet

Table bennet is a person who doesn't understand anything and expects others to understand while she can't. These types usually get angry very fast and expect others to do her work.

Kevin: We have so much homework due and we have no idea what to do?
Anna: Yeah the teacher is a Tablebennet

by kala jatt September 27, 2021

Tables

Sometimes the tables turn, and sometimes, as much as some people hate things not changing, they stay exactly the way they were.

Tables don't always turn, and they're not guaranteed to turn.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

Table

How do you not know what a table is

Yo this table is propped hard

by hhatstealer1 December 8, 2021