Dirty Turkey 

Loves to consume children at 5:00 am,most likely to eat infants.

Damn,did she just eat Timmy,what a dirty turkey.

Dirty Turkey by Bhaddie..tbh May 26, 2020

Shoot a new turkey 

A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.

Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.

I really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?

Shoot a new turkey by slippy frog September 20, 2014

The Double Turkey 

A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.

John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.

The Double Turkey by johnny mc awesome May 31, 2015

a feathered turkey 

The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.

If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?

a feathered turkey by Yardgnomejerker September 30, 2018

Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich 

So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.

Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich

Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019

Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey 

The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.

Person: I gave my family an Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey and they fucking loved it!

Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey by Vishy69 February 28, 2020

Slapping the turkey leg 

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

Slapping the turkey leg by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021