pull my tool

the act of giving a guy a hand job

"hey baby wanna pull my tool"

"uh no, you fukcing perv"

by ChickenPP July 5, 2008

douche tool

wears the same sweater every day
thinks he is the shizzle
is a douche
is a tool
has a pyramid head

me: that guy is friggin dumb dude
you: he's a douche tool.
me: i know, right?

by JohnPaulDCLXVI April 1, 2009

Toola

The nickname of God.

Toola is the nickname of God.

by Satan May 10, 2004

Tooley

A Dick, A Male's Penis

I Can Fix Her Need For Sex. I'll Pull Out The Tooley!!

by T.E.V January 17, 2009

Army tool

Someone Who has been homeschooled all their life. When the time come for them to apply for college, they have no guidance counselors, and every school they apply for requires painfull, unreasonable measures for those homeschoolers applying. Thus making the only option for the homeschooler to get an education is to join the military. Making them an "Army Tool".

Homeschooler: Dude this Sucks, I can't find a college that'll accept me.
Friend 1: Why?
Homeschooler: Cus I'm F***in Homeschooled! Now I have no choice but to join the Army.
Freind 1: Dude life Sucks for Jake.
Freind 2: Why?
Freind 1: He can't get into college cus he's Homeschooled.
Freind 2: Damn that Sucks. What an Army Tool.

by mm08 February 7, 2008

Tool fan

Avid listeners of the alternative metal band known as Tool. Tool fans believe that, by listening to music with no concept of time signatures and pseudo-cryptic lyrics sang by a man known as Maynard Ivory James Keenan Wayans, it puts them on a higher intellectual and musical plateau than fans of non-"prog" bands. You can pick a Tool fan out of a crowd easily, by looking for a college student who speaks of issues which he has little to no understanding of, rants about conspiracy theories, is a half-hearted activist and constantly reeks of bong water. A Tool fan, as a rule, will never look presentable, wearing yesterday's hoodie and a baseball cap over his unwashed and shaggy hair.

You know Jeff? That annoying kid who shows up 30 minutes late to class every day with serious redeye and voices his stance on everything from abortion to extraterrestrialism without being asked? I hear he's a big Tool fan. Figures.

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 28, 2006

tool

one who edits for this site

editor, your a tool.

by UrbanDictionary50000000 September 4, 2006