Veganizer

inspiring beautiful sexy vegan

She became a veganizer after learning about sexy vegan and the fruitfulness behind the religion of veganity

by LilyCollin'sTwin June 11, 2018

Vegans

People who try to support overpopulation.

Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”

by Lonelyahole March 1, 2024

salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.

Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.

by 195758109843 May 18, 2022

Spiritual Vegan

A person who agrees with the ethical stance of Veganism and aspires to be Vegan for the benefit of the environment but has failed.

"I'm a Vegan in Spirit as I agree with Veganism in principle but in reality it's just not practical - so I'm a Spiritual Vegan."

by Ali Sea June 8, 2018

Vegan dinosaur

A breed of dinosaur made from broccoli that impregnated a female trex.

Wow that vegan dinosaur has a nice bum

by T to the G October 6, 2020

street vegan

anything on the street is vegan, and for the taking. beware of ratz that looks like baked potatoes

Yes you guess it, I’m a street vegan. But this is a tar leg officer, not my dinner.

by larry davids’ twin sister June 3, 2022

Ex-vegan

An ex-vegan is someone who is no longer vegan. Many vegans quit veganism due to health reasons, hair loss or other reasons such as craving meat and so they go back to eating animal products.

Unfortunately, many ex vegans get a lot of hate just because they’re no longer vegan or just because they want to improve their health and aren’t able to do so on the vegan diet. Not everyone knows that veganism doesn’t work for everyone.

On the other hand, some vegans actually accept people who are no longer vegan and are very supportive of them.

Ex-vegan: Hello guys, I’m no longer vegan which means I am now back to eating animal products as veganism hasn’t been working for me. I am doing because of health reasons and I have been dealing with hair loss.

Rude vegans: How dare you! More animals are going to die because of you! All of your hard work was all for nothing!

by its mum not mom u american shi August 16, 2020