junking

when you hit a friend in the junk to see him double over and cuss at you.

lets play paint ball but no junking.

by jj-thenut March 4, 2020

junk-show

Janky, janktified, worthless

Our janky friend BDef was a total junk-show.

by BD February 26, 2004

Junk Yard Dawgs

The Columbia Football offensive line. A term used on social media by Columbia fans to describe the offensive line who are men amongst boys. Many teams cannot handle the line or the fan section, these people are known as snowflakes.

“Stop playing like chihuahuas and start playing like Junk Yard Dawgs”

by Smith.John October 11, 2019

Junk gut

When you eat a lot of junk food and get the heavy, crappy, overstuffed, this took 5 years off my life feeling

Ughhhh I just 2 burgers, fries, a shake and desert from Burger King... I got junk gut

by Booger13 January 16, 2013

Junk Post

Social media posts that have no specific purpose or relevance. Basically the junk mail of social media.

I made a second account for my junk posts so they won’t hurt my main account’s views and likes.

by FreeloaderLoser April 23, 2023

Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.

I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

junk

Used in your vocabulary instead of a curse word. Often associated with Braeden Carney of Skunk City.

"WHAT THE JUNK JUST HAPPENED IN SKUNK CITY" --> something must have just happened at skunk city.

by 914-skunk-city June 27, 2024