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swizzole

to be fuckin ripped from working out in the joint(prison)
johnny just paroled on swizzole
by elcochinoe November 1, 2003
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Swizzlegoats

A group of fake trolls on Facebook that think they're tough and are going to take Facebook by storm. Typically, a group of Swizzlegoats on Facebook report alternate profiles like the little bitches they are. Swizzlegoats' biggest enemy is a good joke.
Swizzlegoat #1: Hey, let's go troll that 12-year-old kitten fan group.

Swizzlegoat #2: Yeah mang, we're tough, we're swizzlegoats.
by Blurgenshnurg May 30, 2015
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Swizzle Stick

Urethral probe used for STD testing
The doctors thought the drip I had was chlamydia so they stuck the swizzle stick up my pee hole to find out
by let's play night crawlers July 21, 2016
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swizzle

A term used to call someone with a micropenis.
LMAO, you're such a swizzle.
by 🧍‍♂️ January 28, 2020
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c-swizzle

carla wanted a c-swizzle from jimmy on the 3rd date.
by cmfj0909 December 13, 2012
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shizzake

Pronunciation: shizz-ache

Usage: (noun) "Shizzake"

Meaning: A social rule book. The term given to common-law social etiquette. The generally accepted way of doing things.
"Yeah, you can borrow my car. But you crash it - you pay for it. Its the shizzake."

"Everyone knows you pass the doobie to the right, coz the left... ain't right. Shnizzle to the shizzake!"

"...its the way of the shizzake - you shizznit."

Source: Huddersfield, England
by Pooky Too June 11, 2006
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Shizzle Grizzle

A meaty, all encompassing, time-killing bowel movement. Usually so large that it fills the toilet bowl. Afterwards it feels like you cleaned out the deepest recesses of your colon and intestines and the bathroom has the stench of dead cross eyed clowns.
"Yo bro, gotta watch the show let me know!......Oh MAN! I gotta take a shizzle grizzle bro."

Tammy: "Tim usually prefers the finest postmodern toaster ovens. So, I was trying to choose between eggshell mauve and peagreen pastel when all the sudden I felt a shizzle grizzle brewing in my bottom. Oh dear."

Spoo: "What're you doing in there?"
Steve: "Taking a MONSTER shizzle grizzle!"
by Steve Long March 6, 2008
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