transfer surfing

superhighways that have collector lanes and express lanes use transfer lanes to move from collectors to express and vice versa. These lanes are designed to be used to transfer only, then move into the traffic lanes of the collectors or express as appropriate. Some drivers attempt to improve their travel time by staying in the transfer lanes, thus moving from collectors to express, then back to collectors, then to express, and so on.

This driver thinks he's getting places faster by transfer surfing

by Urban Misanthrope June 6, 2011

Base surfing

Riding a populist argument hoping you never fall into the actual wave.

Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.

by Thomas Payne January 9, 2021

Sandal Surfing

The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.

Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?

Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.

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by AtheosAeternus March 7, 2016

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Surf n' Turf

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

Screen surfing

Using an electronic device to search the web or connect with others.

“I didn’t notice the sound of my Uber eats driver outside because I was busy screen surfing.”

by iamanthonydean July 18, 2020

Silver Surfing

The sexual attraction to a person considerably older than you.

Usually has silver/gray hair.

"Did you see Jena's new boyfriend? He's like 70."

"Yeah, she's definitely silver surfing."

"Gonna hit up the retirement home today and do some silver surfing."

by Panduhmonium March 18, 2016