surfing shit

What you do right now Is surfing shit
-Are you surfing on the internet?
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit
by MrSurfingers July 27, 2017
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Gorman Surfing

An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.
“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”
by Hayesenregalia August 14, 2021
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cedar surfing

Running your vehicle, whether intentional or not, off the road at high speeds into a line of cedar trees.
The truck was a total loss after Larry fell asleep at the wheel doing 80 and went cedar surfing down the bar ditch of Highway 36 near Smith Creek.
by Larry Chair December 23, 2011
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Surf Spray

Australian term for getting cum in the face
by cooler flateary June 16, 2023
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Bus Surf

The act of taking two or more buses with the trip lasting more than 20 miles.
I have to take two buses downtown, which is 10 miles away, one hell of a bus surf
by DarkRookie June 24, 2011
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Silver Surfing

When a man's gooch is lightly tickled by an older man's gray mustache.
I prefer the company of a young female, but I can't resist the opportunity to do some silver surfing!
by Carp72081 April 05, 2017
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Silver Surfing

Silver Surfing is when you keep watching random videos on the internet hoping to find an unintentionally hot picture or clip of a person and/or a small movement that they make that you think is hot. This way, you can replay those five seconds over and over again, and you can goon away, because it won't ever look like there was anything adult in your search history, because nothing you've watched was intended to be adult. Yes, that's right, I've discovered the Ultimate Life Hack of the Internet. Once you finish Silver Surfing until you find a few clips, you can put them into a little clip for only your eyes, and then you can goon away while playing it over and over again.
"I'm going Silver Surfing for redheads."
by EmogusalDamager August 03, 2024
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