by Dutchman March 7, 2003
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I hooked up with a fat bitch six months ago. I have been in a slump since. I better find another fat bitch so this comes to an end.
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To sit on your toilet while taking a shit to stare at a picture with an expression with extreme discomfort, pain, and anger.
by Slumper1234 July 3, 2011
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The insertion of one's partially amputated limb into the sphincter of another person. It is only considered a homosexual activity when both participants are male, otherwise it is a form of pegging. synonym: Dirty Oscar.
Tom: "Ever since my girlfriend got her leg amputated, I've been totally into stumping. Is that gay?"
Scott: "Does your girlfriend have a penis?"
Tom: "Yes"
Scott: "Then yes, Tom, it is homosexual"
Scott: "Does your girlfriend have a penis?"
Tom: "Yes"
Scott: "Then yes, Tom, it is homosexual"
by lamesGee January 15, 2010
Get the stumping mug.Refers to the logging industry, when the workers machine is moving at a high rate of speed, he is jumping stumps. Or if working on the ground a productive employee jumps the stumps rather than walking around. Indicates a highly productive worker.
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by stumpjumper June 22, 2009
Get the stumpjumper mug.A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.
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