Silent Screamer

That voice in your head that shouts suggestions and makes demands of those around you, but it stays inside your head. Nobody ever knows unless you voice it or act on it.

For example, if you are talking to a friend that you are bonded to, love and happen to also be attracted to, the 'Silent Screamer' may show up and start saying s*** you never meant to think.

FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!

ME: Thank you! Good to see you!

SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!

ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...

FRIEND: What??

ME: What do you mean what?

FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?

ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.

FRIEND: ok...

ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)

by Belch Queen March 20, 2021

Biden Steamer

Taking a poo on the floor of the White House.

Non-sexual, just a poo on the floor of the White House.

Joe forgot where he was and dropped a Biden Steamer right in front of the Palm Room. He blamed the mess on the dog.

by Bartl3by April 1, 2021

Reno Steamer

When you're fucking a girl and you cum in her humidifier.

Dude my girlfriend left her humidifier tank open last night so I gave her a Reno Steamer.

by 2003 Toyota Camry April 21, 2021

Rooftop Screamer

An individual who seeks out elevated spaces in order to make public declarations concerning their love for another.

He stood proudly atop the gently sloping roof of his family home, taking only a brief moment to allow evening air to fill his lungs.
"I love Lainey!"
He let his declaration fill the once quiet neighborhood, his words sailing up and over a single concerned neighbor.
"Another rooftop screamer,' she mumbled to herself through a grimace. "Third one this week," she continued as she hobbled back to her favorite chair to quietly ponder what made this Lainey so special.

by A professional ghoul June 4, 2021

Texas steamer

To drop a loaf on a females boobs

When I was done I dropped a Texas steamer on her chest. Shes into some weird shit.

by Razor Sharp Honesty July 12, 2021

Nagasaki Screamer

A man inserts wasabi into a woman’s anal cavity. He then puts his penis in her mouth. She screams. Choking on his yum yum sauce.

“Bro I have my girl the Nagasaki Screamer last night.”

“No way you dirty dog”

by Skeezy September 9, 2021

London Steamer

When one defecates in the middle of an open space for all to see as a surprise form of comedy, revenge or retribution.

"My mom grounded me this weekend, so I left her a big old London Steamer as a Mother's Day gift."

by HubbyOnFire February 16, 2022