Stuck pet

When your pet starts to sit or lay on you and puts you in a uncomfortable position or when you have to do something but you dont wanna disturb your pet

Cat: meow
Me: aww

Cat sits on me.
Me: shit I'm stuck pet

by You know what I mean March 18, 2020

Shock Dart

the voice line of SOVA when he fires the shock dart

“I am going to Shock dart the spike,” said suckwoo, “smile sweet sadistic, surprise, service, SHOCK DART.”

The shock dart saved the match

by Literally_Decaffeinated October 26, 2020

Spock job

When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.

Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?

Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!

by Nicstypres May 7, 2022

snatch stack

When 2 or more females lay on top of one another (stacked either back to front/ front to front/back to back), and someone performs oral sex on them at the same time!

Charlie was BEGGING two hot gals to do a SNATCH STACK at the bar on Saturday night!

by Jilina October 17, 2005

Aural Shock

When you accidently leave the volume on an ipod or mp3 ridiculously loud and forget. When you put in earphones and turn on the music, you go into shock for a second because the music is pretty much raping your ears from being so loud.

"FUCK."
"what?!"
"i forgot to turn down my music and went in aural shock."
"haha dumbass"

by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009

Pillow shock

A disturbing occurence when you wake up next to someone from the night before now sharing a bed with you and having no memory as to why they are there or what you did with or to them.

"Man, I bet when she woke up and rolled over she had a massive bout of pillow shock."

by ModernDementia2992 July 16, 2009

sparkle stick

on super smash bros brawl: a wand-like object with a star on the end that shoots sparkles when you attack.

"my friend got the sparkle stick on super smash bros brawl and totally pwned me."

"I HAVE THE SPARKLE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by FieryCupcake July 19, 2009