used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.
man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!
man2: thanks man.
man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
man2: thanks man.
man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
by daxterrific April 06, 2010
He Byro status.
by Berick johnson September 14, 2019
one who copies and pastes others staus updates and uses them as their own. this behaviour is only acceptable if a link to the original author is included, as to give them the credit.
by howareya3896 February 02, 2013
Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.
"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."
"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."
"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."
by ChasingGrace September 26, 2011
The point of being drunk when you are hammered but not quite blacked out. Capable of anything and everything.
by mini wig November 13, 2009
When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.
Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
by Dale Wholphin November 15, 2011
The act of hijacking somebody's facebook status which usually results in the inability of replies from others, due to the awkward nature of the things said.
Guy who posted status: Fuck me, there's no shame in some people, just doing drugs on the train in public.
Status Terrorist 1: Everyone is 'cracking' under Christmas pressure.
Status Terrorist 2: They're just 'lining' up the presents they're going to buy.
Status Terrorist 1: Preparing their wallets for many 'dealings'.
Status Terrorist 2: Just 'sniffing' out the bargains.
Status Terrorist 1: 'Injecting' their own grandiose delusions of selflessness, through the medium of buying presents.
Status Terrorist 2: Just 'hashing' out their Christmas party plans.
Status Terrorist 1: They're doing drugs.
Guy who posted status: Thanks guys for the Status Terrorism...
Status Terrorist 1: Everyone is 'cracking' under Christmas pressure.
Status Terrorist 2: They're just 'lining' up the presents they're going to buy.
Status Terrorist 1: Preparing their wallets for many 'dealings'.
Status Terrorist 2: Just 'sniffing' out the bargains.
Status Terrorist 1: 'Injecting' their own grandiose delusions of selflessness, through the medium of buying presents.
Status Terrorist 2: Just 'hashing' out their Christmas party plans.
Status Terrorist 1: They're doing drugs.
Guy who posted status: Thanks guys for the Status Terrorism...
by Goron Boi November 23, 2014