southwestern spittoon

When a person chewing tobacco eats out a woman and discreetly pushes the dip out of his mouth and inside her giving her a heavy buzz

Man did you hear what frank did to Marybelle. He southwestern spittooned her right into the hospital.

by Buster Miller July 7, 2014

Scripture Spitter

(n) A person who quotes scriptures to show off their knowledge and ability to memorize. They usually scripture spit when somebody is feeling down instead of actually listening to the person. It is usually done in a very judgmental and flippant manner.

Meryl quoted scripture to me when I informed her of my mother's death. She's such a mean, rotten judgmental scripture spitter.

by lorelei91 August 12, 2015

Flame Spitter

A person whose comebacks are so good, they can kill a man with the use of a mere sentence.

McchickenChans father was brutally murdered by an unidentified Flame spitter

by ChanClan War general November 2, 2016

bum spitting

When you gape the anus of your partner, just to spit a single orb into their anus.

Come on up stairs steve were spittin in bums! Gonna have a blast bum spitting.

by SenorSamGrams May 27, 2017

douche spittoon

A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.

1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!

by Finnster13 January 24, 2018

Ass Spittle

Its when you have diarrhea and after the main poor comes out and its half gas, half liquid. This half gas, half liquid mixture is called ass spittle

I was sitting on the toilet and a little ass spittle came out

by Scumberto February 21, 2018

titty spitting

The act of shooting milk out of your tits. (i.e., Breastfeeding.)

"Don't mind me I'm just titty spitting the baby."

by horribadderson March 4, 2018