Santa Claus

When parents tell their little kids to not get in trouble or they won't get any fucking presents for x-mas.

m: Bobby, if you kill your sister, Santa Claus won't give you anything for Christmas!!
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.

by bonbonschoolshollyeah December 21, 2019

Santa

The big man up north who holds humanity in constant judgement.

You better be nice, you better not cry, Santa's constantly judging you I'm going to tell you why!

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

Santa Claus

Apparently he’s coming to town

“Santa Claus is coming to town”

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

Santa Clausish

Mustache or facial hair that reminds you of Santa Claus

Randy’s mustache was very Santa Clausish

by Gabe.M March 7, 2020

Santa Cocking

The act of having sexual intercourse inside of a chimney

Where are Mom and Dad it's Christmas Eve?

They're by the tree Santa Cocking

by chillbaby16 April 22, 2020

Santa Claus

Yes, I am real. And if you don't believe in me you can catch these holiday hands you hoe hoe hoe.

I left Santa Claus fatass some celery instead of cookies and I woke up to deer shit on my bed.

by FrootyLoopy June 23, 2020

santanashushi

A stunning Puerto Rican teenager model that's she so fine and has a small popularity on Twitter.

Who's SantanaShushi?
She's a model and damn she so fine

by bigboysack October 7, 2020