go for someone

Actively try to date someone

Shawn: “Truth or dare.”
Greg: “Truth!”
Shawn: “Okay, would you ever go for someone of the same gender?”
Greg: “Heck yeah dude!”

by Pepthepig2000 December 27, 2018

Stepping on someone else’s toes

When at a corner store or any business establishment, where you're trying to conduct a business transaction and somebody comes to try and interfere in your transaction trying to conduct the business of their own.

A bro why are you stepping on someone else’s toes man, let bro conduct his business transaction and you stop trying to be janky bro.

by Zaerock777 May 26, 2024

I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.

Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

someone who hates women

a female who hates women but loves boys

someone who hates women is like “ugh she’s talking to my man’s she’s such a lydia O.L.K”

by beansbigballs October 2, 2023

poppin' someone's hashie

Taking someone's weed virginity.

Ollie: I so popped her hashie last weekend.
Blue: Hella. You're rolling in the P.

Poppin' someone's hashie. Word.

by Komaters January 30, 2014

Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.

Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.

by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023

when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by anonymous October 6, 2022