snotface

Derogatory term for a person who has a cold and spreads the virus to others.

Kyle: You have a cold?
Chris: Yes, and my fat slug father is partly to blame for this. He had been coughing and sneezing everywhere for the past two days. That freaking snotface sneezed in my face. Instead of using tissues, he used me. Screw him.

by The Real Driller March 7, 2023

Let's not let this pie go stale

A saying used to illuminate the issue of letting pie go stale. Pie is used as a noun in this form, and refers to a conversation held by close friends. When someone says "Let's not let this pie go stale, they are saying in fact that they do not want this conversation to get boring.

Abby: ....
Bob: .....
Joe: I'm bored of this pie....
Karen:.....
Abby: ...come on people
Abby: Let's not let this pie go stale!

by Kodiak The Bear May 26, 2009

Snotklap

A phrase used in Afrikaans in South Africa to explain to someone how hard you will slap them in the face. Used commonly by drunk men or angry old tannies (aunties)

Jan: Pieter you must stop bothering me now man or I will klap you that your snot spray over there!

Pieter: A snotklap doesn't scare me bru, come at me!

by BigBullManMilkers January 21, 2023

Snotklap

To administer a hard open-handed slap sufficient that it causes mucus that was formerly inside the recipient to come out rapidly.

That guy's looking for a straight Snotklap

by Snappie October 3, 2008

It's not you it's me

A nice way 2 dump a boyfriend/girlfriend. Actually means It's not me it's you.

Look honey it's not you it's me.I don't wish to continue this relationship.

by Allie February 3, 2004

snotcicle

Primarily found in cold climates, the snotcicle occurs when the fluid of a runny nose freezes, creating a sort of icicle. Freequently found in the beard and/or mustache of rugged outdoors men.

Wao! Check out that dude's snotcicle! Nasty as hell!

by Carterh January 25, 2006

it's not you, it's me

Something bitch ass unoriginal pussies say.

Hey babe, look, it's not you, it's me. I need to figure things out. Like why I'm such a fucking pussy."

by Azuzu March 13, 2009