papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Papa Smurf

When your dick is blue from having sex for too long.

Bruh, we fucked so hard last night I had a Papa Smurf.

by Dr. Poopoo March 5, 2020

Smurf

jesus reincarnated as a level 6

that doomfist is a smurf. he just steamrolled the whole team while being a level 6.

by nalvinian May 22, 2020

danny smurf

Danny"Teddy" Theodorow

Danny Smurf is coming to drink with us.

by Shitfuckfire June 16, 2020

Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 26, 2020

Smurfed

When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought

‘Dylan proper smurfed me ya know!?’

by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020

Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue

Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.

by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020