Smurfing

This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up

My partner woke me up today

How

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by Trooper883 February 25, 2023

smurfing

Gaming Term: Buying alternate accounts to achieve a higher ranking in a game.

That guy's not Silver Elite, he is smurfing

by TrumpetMiner May 22, 2016

Smurfed

The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.

I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.

by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019

Will smurf

Will smurf is a legendary man whom you see once a century under a full moon. Will smurf was an exiled smurf because he had powers no other smurf had, the powers are unknown to man kind but people think it is mind control because people all ways join his cult once a century the newest joining mass is on the 5 of June 2023

Will smurf is a cult leader

by Leo robb stalker June 3, 2023

Smurf

a small blue guy from a cartoon or something

wow hes blue and tiny hes obvesly a Smurf

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

Smurf

A word retrieved from a children's cartoon that can be used as any type of word in the enlish language... is very popular word to use when it is innapropriate to swear. But can also be used to just really confuse random passersby.

It is most effective when combined in one sentence.

Smurf you mother smurfer.

Man that chick is pretty darn smurf.

I was so smurfed when I finally got done with my work.

I had to smurf all the way to school.

She smurfly walked away.

I felt very smurfy when i smurfly smurfed all the smurfing way to smurf!

by Vicky-T14 February 22, 2011

Smurfs

AstroWorld staff were instructed to refer to dead concert-goers as "Smurfs," according to the security and emergency medical response plan. The person has turned blue and is dead.

We have some smurfs down in the mosh pit that jumped out of the nosebleeds and need to be evacuated to out to the medical tent.

by DJintheDark November 9, 2021