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Skipschoolatitus 

A disease usually contracted by students in school and people who dont like their jobs. It is non-spreadable, yet everybody seems to get it. It only lasts for one day. When your friend said he was sick and is back the next day, chances are the have Skipschoolatitus. When they have this disease they usually just skipped school or work. They will almost always deny having this disease
Person 1- Why were you gone yesterday
Person 2- I was sick.
Person 1- For only one day? What disease did you have Skipschoolatitus?
Person 2- NO!!!!
Skipschoolatitus by tokeo55 March 18, 2011
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Girl says to her friend : ' And then miss just put me on detention for no reason !!

Friend says ' I feel Shipshi !
Shipshi by Shipshi master February 14, 2012

Slip-slurping the jang-jang 

When a male, generally a young man, receives fellatio from another individual. Often, said individual is of the dirty kind. It is not to be confused with fiddle-faddling the whatsawhosits, otherwise known getting fingered.
"I saw Staci slip-slurping the jang-jang in the backrow of the theater last night! Leave it to her, the dirty hoe".
When you suddenly start shipping things you normally wouldn't, most likely produced from seeing too many crack ships
"I wasn't able to sleep last night, I had a major shipstorm."
shipstorm by Mountain Slushie November 22, 2014

Slapstick Model 

A Slapstick Model are actors or performers in some form of media e.g. television, theater etc, who only get involved with slapstick violence in the show or event.
Person A - "Are you seeing the show tonight, bro?"
Person B - "Yeah totally. I heard that Frank is the Slapstick Model! It will be hilarious."
Slapstick Model by Nobski June 1, 2015

Slip Cup 

A drinking game combining a slip n slide and flip cup in a wildly entertaining competition of college drinking.
"Ayy, let's play a round of slip cup. It's hot outside."
Slip Cup by Casadyday July 3, 2015