quick slipping 

the act of masterbating, getting oneself "off", or the like

When Joe at work says that he did "stuff" on his computer last night, it really means he was quick slipping.

Man Joe is a quick slip.

quick slipping by a_person_who_cares September 1, 2005

Pussy shopping 

When at the mall,grocery store,gas station ect.. and acting like your shopping but really are trying to get a women to take interest in you.

I'm telling you walking into the grocery store with my uniform on makes pussy shopping so easy, like shooting fish in a barrel

Pussy shopping by Animal man March 25, 2013

Window Shopping 

Scoping out someone you find attractive even if you know you can't have the person

Person 1: Oh my God, he's so hot.

Person 2: It looks like he's gotta girlfriend.

Person 1: Dude. Chill out. I'm just window shopping.

Window Shopping by Madmads 99 April 25, 2015

shopping craze 

Usually happen around Christmas - when EVERYBODY goes crazy about buying presents.

I hate Christams and shopping craze in malls...

shopping craze by Sirith October 27, 2007

Going Shopping With Friends 

Something teenage girls use as an excuse when really there going to give a blow job to somone

Hey mom im going shopping with friends

Going Shopping With Friends by Never_Gonna_Feel_The_Same April 2, 2015

bitch shopping 

When you go out shopping for new ho'z

this girl playing bro, im bout to go bitch shopping

bitch shopping by dragonnutmagic May 20, 2016

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit 

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010