stub 'n sheets

the occurence of intercourse with a monopeligic female, most specifically when you feel the urge to vomit on account of her stub being entangled in the sheets and/or blankets. see student body president.

so i'm having sex with this one armed chick all stub 'n sheet style... so says the student body president.

by TM pooh 'n ho November 21, 2003

ceremonial shag sheet

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse

Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

between the sheets

booty-bangin' fun for the whole family

man, jeff looks tired. i bet he spent last night bewtween the sheets.

by sekio March 24, 2004

sheet

What a brotha calls a white girl.

Damn man I ain't gonna be wit no mo sheets. thems bitches is crazy.

by kid vicious April 22, 2004

sheetard

A Halo noob who insists on using banshees in multiplayer combat. Banshees are for n00bs.

That idiot is using a shee. Dang it. What a sheetard.

by Chigglywiggly December 11, 2007

sheet biter

n. Another word for a homosexual male. Since the experience can be painful at first, the man being entered may bite the sheets.
Often used in a derogatory manner.

Did you know that he's a sheet biter?

by harus October 16, 2008

Meat Sheets

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers

I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother

by Oisin O' Broin January 2, 2011