A person who attaches themselves to another and never goes away like a dryer sheet. The unsuspecting victim is usually semi-popular and somewhat friendly with the person who never lets them be.
by k.m.n December 12, 2008
Get the dryer sheet mug.After removing his shit streaked clothes from the dryer, Eric realized,at last nights party a drunken JB had given him a dryer sheet.
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When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
Get the rubber sheet mug.(v) repeatedly receiving a text or other written communication from one person that halts conversation
Jake: "How was the concert last night?"
Rebecca: "good"
Jake: "Did you meet anyone in the band?"
Rebecca: "mhm"
Jake: "Don't sheet me girl"
Rebecca: "good"
Jake: "Did you meet anyone in the band?"
Rebecca: "mhm"
Jake: "Don't sheet me girl"
by fowlerninja March 3, 2014
Get the sheet mug.the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.
him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!
by The5thHorseman November 12, 2004
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