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shane

bf application: I'm shane, I'm 17, love to cuddle, athletic, I play soccer basketball baseball and volleyball, I also play piano violin guitar ukelele and trumpet. I'm loyal as hell. I show so much love. I'm 6'3. white... duh. blonde hair. blue eyes. funny. and I can get freaky and im over protrctive asf also you can steal my hoodies if u want... Umm fav color red/blue, fav food pasta, dont have a fav movie or tv show i watch too many, my passion is music 100%, im an amazing cook/chef, i do good with kids, i have 5 pets, im a pre big gamer, im hella smart, i live in Queen Creek, fav brand is nike, i play 15 different instruments, i can be a couch potato sometimes, i love to ft, i can be pre clingy, i can get jelous easily sometimes, ive never once cheated in my life and never plan on it. Also i love Tøp, panic, mcr, green day, and cavetown. Im really nothing special people say ive been cheated on 5 times. I have major trust issues along with anxiety and depression. People call me fat and ugly but I laugh in their face and tell them you just mad u aint as hot as me. And i just want to make something last forever with someone
i hate shane
by cheeseballsstickyfingers December 4, 2021
mugGet the shanemug.

Shane

The name that does not belong to The Man With No Name.
"Ny name's not Shane, kid!"
Said The Man With No Name after shooting a child.
by Anony. Res November 30, 2023
mugGet the Shanemug.

peanut eating shane

Shane who just wants to eat peanuts cuz he loves em, but all's he got is a large pizza and a 7 foot bong
by Kev mil April 21, 2017
mugGet the peanut eating shanemug.

Shane

“Have you met shane? he’s so cute.”
by bbbbigbootyhoe September 11, 2022
mugGet the Shanemug.

Shane Warne

To have a heart attack. Something Gen Z need to be concerned about with their current health habits.
Holy shit someone had four fuckin Red Bulls and Shane Warned in my math class!
by helloitsunknown August 14, 2022
mugGet the Shane Warnemug.

Shane Farrell Syndrome

One who eats crayons and hates ketchup, proper weirdo.
Aw lads he's on a mad weird buzz, must have Shane Farrell Syndrome
by Weirdo, Shane Farrell May 9, 2018
mugGet the Shane Farrell Syndromemug.

Shane Renner

The type of guy to deepthroat everything that even looks similar to a banana, while screaming autistically ex:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MORE BANANA'S!
SHANE RENNER STOP DEEPTHROATING THE BANANA YOUR SCARING THE CHILDREN!
by TEMPLAR1096 January 25, 2019
mugGet the Shane Rennermug.

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