Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone

Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020

Doing a Shane

When working in a team environment that involves loading a truck and the person driving decides they don't need to get out of the driver's seat to help load.

(Rick) Where is Shane? How come he isn't helping you load up the truck?

(Jai) Where do you think? He's sitting in the truck, Doing a Shane.

by Aaron A Aaronson August 24, 2023

Shane

Shane means to be a pleasant person.

"You are a shane honey"

by what do you mean no yay? June 28, 2023

Billy Ricky Shane

Southern redneck cause they are usually named one of those three names

Billy Ricky or Billy Ricky Shane means Redneck hick

by Bustadraws November 15, 2023

shane style

IS when a guy stick a lollypop i his ass and then lick it after.

i did a shane style yesterday, it was realy good

by daddy cool 123 November 23, 2016

Shane and Leslie

There a couple have been together for a while. Plus there short

Shane and Leslie sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

by Blaketg February 25, 2020

to shane

(1) (to) shane - verb. When someone has a sexual intercourse with a girl

(2) shane - adject. When someone looks significantly gay. From the series The L-word

to shane:
(1) I shaned with Jenny last night.

(2) You look shane today.

by Magi81277 January 16, 2019