Dummy shopping

Using stolen credit cards to purchase expensive goods. An illegal activity.

"I do dummy shopping on the side to pay off my student loans."

by golgo47 September 13, 2022

One Stop Shopping

A girl who's willing to perform vaginal, oral, and anal sex.

"Yeah, that girl is total one stop shopping--she'll take it in any hole!"

by One Stop Shopper October 17, 2011

Anti-shipping

When someone is against fictional pedophilic and incestuous ships. The opposite of Proship, which is when somebody supports those ships and drawing/writing child porn and incest.

Person 1: Rick x Morty is so cute!
Person 2: What the fuck. That’s literally incest and pedophilia.
Person 1: Go fuck yourself. Anti-shipping is so annoying. It’s fictional so who cares if I look at child porn of them?

by puppudding April 1, 2021

Shipping

You want people to get together

Person 1:you need to stop

Person 2/me: I WILL NEVER STOP SHIPPING THEM

by Little_katten January 23, 2018

schlepping

When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.

The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.

I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.

by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 11, 2010

shipping

Also, can be made from inanimate objects. Almost anything can be "shipped".

Puzzleshipping, Shinigamishipping, Bleachshipping, Breadshipping.

by Pan Pan Chan March 30, 2005

cheek-slapping

getting sexual pleasure from the masochistic nature of a quick whip of the anus.

Hey sarah! Fancy a bit o' cheek-slapping tonight?

Nah...im donkey punching

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004