salted your kipper

ejaculating in your pants.

ew you just salted your kipper, while eddie danced provocatively.

by finchh fuckerr May 06, 2010

Salt Water Taffy

A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.

Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!

by Big M (Regrettably) September 08, 2022

eat some salt

Term used to define eating a males anal

Can I give you head and eat some salt ?

by KimeyaB February 02, 2018

Angry Salt Miner

When you cum in a girl and immediately go down on her and eat the cum out.

1: Bro, I gave your mom an angry salt miner last night

2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned November 30, 2022

skegness salt chucker

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.

Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.

by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020

national salt day

National salt day is a day we should all bow down to salt Bc they are hot.

me: Hey it’s national salt day today
Ur dad: what’s that?
Me: a day we bow down to a hot ass mf

by Oaksee September 04, 2021

Himalayan Pink Salt

When you blow cocaine into a girl's vagina.

Instead of Wolf of Wallstreeting that ass, use the other hole. Mine that Himalayan Pink Salt.

by BertN'Ashty February 05, 2022