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A middle-aged Russian beautiful woman who shoots very well, can speak 4 languages or more. I mean she's incredible.
Josh: My sister-in-law is Playing Evelyn Salt
Larry: Really? How?
Josh: Now she's a cop!
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by Comrade, no I'm not from USS April 06, 2020

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