A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.
Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.
Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.
Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
by mr suicide man September 29, 2020
To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.
First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"
Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."
Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."
by SoCalAndy January 08, 2012
Person 1:Hey man look my monke just fell into the yellow paint
Person 2:holy shit *shoots him*
Person 1:Yes officer i think this guy got the frieza syndrome
Person 2:holy shit *shoots him*
Person 1:Yes officer i think this guy got the frieza syndrome
by Nomstars July 19, 2021
When you are told so often about your gcses and what you need for them that you tend to spew random facts in inappropriate scenarios. Gcse syndrome also means you understand memes that otherwise make no sense.
Friend "bro i wanna jump off a cliff"
You "yeah i wanna do an eva smith"
Friend "bruh you got a serious case of gcse syndrome there"
You "yeah i wanna do an eva smith"
Friend "bruh you got a serious case of gcse syndrome there"
by Speccy_nerd_xoxo November 09, 2019
ssaykael syndrome- is leaky ass backwards. Pronounced (sa-ay-kal) (syn-drome). This is when you have farts that just seem to seep out. It is passing gas on a constant basis.
While sitting in a Wright State class room studying to be a professional, I experienced Ssaykael syndrome. My friends were not amused that the room smelt soo bad, and that it continued to occure. So I went to the board and wrote what was happing to me Ssaykael syndrome = leaky ass backwards we enjoyed a good laugh and went back to work.
by dntldoc February 04, 2011
A "Sam" is a basic white boy who is really hot, but he never responds to your text messages and partakes dry texting constantly. Hence the name, Sam Syndrome.
Person 1: HEY QUEEN! I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS CUTE GUY BUT HE'S GOT SAM SYNDROME
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!
by znon_productions April 03, 2023
by Brannnn May 06, 2020