Scott Storch

One of the greatest hip-hop producers out there rite now. Former Roots keyboardist. Responsible for joints like Lean Back, poppin' them thangs, still d.r.e, etc. and endless jay z, dre, snoop, busta hits. Says "a Scott Storch song will never appear on a Ja Rule album again" as he is so strongly asociated with shady/aftermath family. Dating lil' Kim.

Too many 2 list - look out for his name on the cd cover - will say produced by s.storch on more songs than u think. The guy is more sought after than the neptunes or dre rite now as far as productions. Has only ever produced huge selling records.

by FSP '05 January 30, 2005

dollar store

Not including Crawfordsville, IN's Your Dollar Store With More, which is by far the best dollar store around, dollar store is just that... a place where you can buy things for a dollar. These things normally break after a week or so, especially their crappy toys.

The Dollar Store's slogan should be 'Cheap in quality, cheap in price.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004

dollar store

another name for a strip club

"honey, I'll be home in a bit. I'm just going to the dollar store"

by G. Ceisner May 30, 2006

Any Port in the Storm

When the storm is coming in, dock your boat anywhere you can. Also, When the bar is closing and all of the good looking girls are leaving, settle with any fat/ugly one.

Bartender: Last call.

Guy: I'll take 1 and a bottom shelf long island ice tea for Bluto.

Bartender: Really?!

Guy: Hey, any port in the storm

by experienced fuck up April 15, 2012

Lesbian Sex Story

Me and my bestfriend Autumn recently moved in together. This is something that we have wanted to do our whole lives. So one day I go out to get grocerys. When i came home there was Autumn lying on the bed naked, with her bra and underwear spinning on her finger. Autumn asks me "Are you ready for me?"

As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."

I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"

"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.

I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"

She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.

"Autumn im going to cum"

"Do it" she tells me.

I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.

"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn

We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.

"wow have you read lesbian sex story on urban dictionary"
"yeah of course im fucking horny"

by hot lesbian sex stories March 19, 2021

story of the year

to all you poeple who think story of the year is emo, you are morons. they are rock, not emo.

An amazing rock band. Made up of 5 amazing, nice, hilarious guys. Who have made 2 amazing CD's. Page avenue, and in the wake of determination. Which is made up of a mix of rock, metal and 80's type music. They are all amazing at their instruments.

Story of the year is the best band in the entire world... They make amazing music. I love them all.

by Kat12 December 28, 2005

Apple Store

The place where you go to TRY and buy apple products, but can't because none of the ubernerd fuckfaces will ever wait on you. Everyone in the store seems to be on some kind of techno high, surrounded by all this new apple shit. The people who work there will ignore you if you don't look like some nerd spaz dickweed, a.k.a. their people. You can somehow get put on a list of people who the appleheads will wait on first, like getting in line but without the line but with total chaos and no organization.The appleseeds all roll around with their fucking ipods typing shit in and runing back to the store room so you can't ask them any questions. You can go up to the counter and stand in front of at least 3 applefuckers and be ignored and passed over, at which point you may feel like picking up one of the stools and smashing the fuck out of something. In my personal experince, waiting for 45 min. to just pick up something that I ordered, I saw 2 applegeeks give each other a hi-five and say good day at work see you tommorow, real cool. I just can't belive some many fucking tools can be lumped up into one place, and they all say I'll have to ckeck the warranty on that and run some diagnostics on that, no matter what you hand them or what the problem is. Needless to say it probally is faster and far less aggravation to order something online and wait at your front door.

dude 1 : I went to the apple store yesterday to get my iphone looked at.

dude 2: What happened?

dude 1: They said they would check the warranty, and run some diagnostics on it.

dude 2 : What then?

dude 1: They said some internal shit was bad and the warranty was up, so they would give me like 25 bucks off a new one.

dude 2 : So did you get a new one?

dude 1 : Well being over a barrel and all I had no choice, so these fuckers then probably turned around and fixed my old one for like 5 bucks and will sell it as refurbished.

dude 2 : That sucks , to get fucked by appleheads.

by TV CAR July 20, 2010