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Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.
I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.
by El Queeftador June 13, 2025
mugGet the Seasoning my smurfmug.

Smurf

the race Ryuu belongs to
by anonymous February 6, 2022
mugGet the Smurfmug.

Shmigal-smurf

1. A rainbow-striped flying unicorn

2. An obnoxious person or persons

3. A word to say when something indescribable happens ie; a double rainbow.
1. Hey man have you seen my Shmigal-smurf fluffy anywhere?

2. Wow, look at those Shmigal-smurves they are annoying

3. You won a million dollars. SHMIGAL-SMURF!!!!!
by Beefcake McLovin April 21, 2011
mugGet the Shmigal-smurfmug.

smurf

trashy drag queen speak for disgusting person!
Such as "he is such a torn smurf"
*or*
Dont let that smurfy looking girl come near me.
by punkybluestar May 13, 2005
mugGet the smurfmug.

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.
Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.
by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020
mugGet the papa smurf's hatmug.

Smurfed

The chemical and shit splash back onto you in porta potty
Aww man I just got smurfed in the porta potty.
by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022
mugGet the Smurfedmug.

Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.
Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019
mugGet the Smurf tracker/killermug.

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