Slap a cow to get a carrot

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?

Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021

Slap in the whip

To play music loud in your car. Usually a dope car.

Here’s a song to slap in the whip

by 64illy February 24, 2021

Slap the Trojan Man

Manual manipulation of male genitals (ie masturbation or hand jobs)

“I accidentally walked in on my roommate and he was slappin the Trojan man”

“My girl Sonia can slap the Trojan man like a pro hoe fo sho. I’m done in like 8 seconds yo.”

by 88keyz April 18, 2021

slap the bus

something that tastes good

Something that tastes so good it both slaps and is bussin

These frosted sugar cookies slap the bus.

by cheesyyelli July 30, 2021

slap felix day

you slap a boy named felix

hey its slap felix day im going to slap you

by hola❤️🥵 September 30, 2021

Slap ass year

Free to slap any girl/guys ass whenever you want until 2023

It’s slap ass year time

by Mudslinger September 30, 2021

slap a curtain day

The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!

1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"

by Durm November 22, 2021