the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.
"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."
by adecasp January 15, 2011
Get the sample sale remorse mug.A disease plaguing many teachers and professors, especially ones in math-related courses.
This disease results in the teacher/prof. providing very simple, understandable examples in class, only to provide homework that is impossibly difficult in comparison.
This disease results in the teacher/prof. providing very simple, understandable examples in class, only to provide homework that is impossibly difficult in comparison.
My professor better get over his simplicity syndrome or else I'm never going to understand this material.
I would have passed that class had my professor not had simplicity syndrome.
I would have passed that class had my professor not had simplicity syndrome.
by brockatron March 7, 2014
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Billy was able to enjoy a free smorgasbord @ COSTCO by samplebombing.
Technique:
Compliment the sever on how lovely her hair net makes her look.
Guaranteed to increase sample portion size 9 out of 10 times.
Double dipping by palming or claiming multiple samples are required for your fictional family.
Circle and return after reversing hat/jacket or putting sweatshirt hood up/down.
Extreme samplebombers will boost hair colour and dye their hair in the washroom.
Sneeze and/or Cough on the sample platter and insist you eat em all.
"it would be criminal to throw them out with all the people starving in the world."
Or the "Full Monty" distraction of the server by pretending you are having an allergic reaction to the product. Flop around on the cold concrete. After she runs to get assistance reap your reward. Easy as picking up road kill.
Rookie Reminder:
1. Wear your larger waist size Kirkland Jeans.
2. Check out Abblebee's online to determine what samples are available @ COSTCO.
Technique:
Compliment the sever on how lovely her hair net makes her look.
Guaranteed to increase sample portion size 9 out of 10 times.
Double dipping by palming or claiming multiple samples are required for your fictional family.
Circle and return after reversing hat/jacket or putting sweatshirt hood up/down.
Extreme samplebombers will boost hair colour and dye their hair in the washroom.
Sneeze and/or Cough on the sample platter and insist you eat em all.
"it would be criminal to throw them out with all the people starving in the world."
Or the "Full Monty" distraction of the server by pretending you are having an allergic reaction to the product. Flop around on the cold concrete. After she runs to get assistance reap your reward. Easy as picking up road kill.
Rookie Reminder:
1. Wear your larger waist size Kirkland Jeans.
2. Check out Abblebee's online to determine what samples are available @ COSTCO.
by sillybillyboy April 24, 2014
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Get the simbleocratism mug."Hey bro, you sample the sauce today?"
"Yeah it tastes like pineapples today."
"Did you make him sample the sauce first?"
"No, I should have tho, it was pretty nasty."
"Yeah it tastes like pineapples today."
"Did you make him sample the sauce first?"
"No, I should have tho, it was pretty nasty."
by Pharmasee August 8, 2019
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Maria: SIMPELLE!
The other girls: oooh we have a simpelle here!
Maria: SIMPELLE!
The other girls: oooh we have a simpelle here!
by TheExotiC2 April 2, 2020
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