Shart

Um it’s you think it’s a rooter toot but it is a rooter toot but um the rooter toot goes out and it splats

I sharted in my pants!

by Whoaaadere September 7, 2023

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

moon shart

After participating in anal sex as the receiving party, you have an ass full of cum from rawdogging it, and later while nude, you shart the cum onto a dark colored wall preferably black or navy blue, and the cum looks like a night sky

Gurl i swear i can see orions belt in that moon shart

by Succesipie July 2, 2023

sharts

A set of shitty PowerPoint charts.

I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.

by Tired PM July 13, 2023

Shart

The act of farting and pooping at the same time.
What you do fart and poop at the same time.

Guy 1: "I had to shart last night."
Guy 2: "Bro were you sick?"
Guy 1: "Yea, it was really bad."

by W Rich July 13, 2022

Shart Attack

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.

"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.

Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.

by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022