Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

Semen Par

When on the last hole of a golf course the winning player cum's into the hole following his shot for par.

I shot a 72 last weekend for semen par.

by Sandels Butter March 26, 2009

Sementing

To sement -- to masturbate at, while thinking of, looking at, or otherwise picturing a certain person or thing.

Pronounced like "cement."

Examples:
"I semented Trisha last night."
"I saw some guy on the train earlier; he was just staring and sementing me."

by Al Gourd December 7, 2018

Semented

The act of becoming filled with semen, even if no pregnancy occurs.

I've semented my wife several times. Now we just wait.

by AirosRhynef April 5, 2021

Semented

When someone ejaculates on the bottom of your feet then you get stuck to the floor.

The sex was so messy I stepped out of bed and was instantly semented to the floor.

by GloriousWanker May 28, 2021

Sementa

When someone mixes cement with their semen in order to create an extra hard liquid

I just realized how retarded Jack is
I know, he makes sementa in his free time

by anonymous November 14, 2021

Sementika

Damn!!!!!! This person is something!!!! Like they are cute, hot, sexy, lovely and everything else AT THE SAME TIME!!!! You will never find a friend more honest, loyal than them. They are always there for you when you need them. They usually have a great obsession with ANIME and sometimes tend to fall for some fictional character. Is childish. Makes you feel like you are their guardian. They are more comfortable in texts. People with this name are usually A HUGE BELIEVER IN "LOVE". They tend to think that everything and everyone is binded by " DESTINY". Sometimes they can be a little stupid.. But that doesn't define who they actually are... What they show to the world and what they actually are, are completely different. They are literally RULERS of their own life and NO ONE CAN EVER CONTROL THEM. They can be both--- BADDEST BITCH IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE and THE SENSITIVE SOFTIES. They are sometimes a bit lazy, but really really really hardworking when it comes to their works. They can literally come up with weird thoughts and ideas randomly.. So be ready always.. Their beauty can steal anyone's heart at first sight... If you ever meet a SEMENTIKA in your life.. Be ready for some real fun..

Omg..!!! Is that SEMENTIKA ?!?? Damn.. She is just my ideal type!!!!!

by Idk what should I type November 23, 2021