Ja Rule

a fagget rapper who looks like a mouse and sounds like the cookie monster

ja rule is a dickhead

by nader's bitch January 31, 2005

rule 307

There is an exception to EVERY rule. No exceptions.

rule 132: If it can't be killed, it doesn't exist.

rule 307: (Except Chuck Norris)

by soulscythe666 March 13, 2010

Rule of New Londons

"If one has New Londons fries, one must share New Londons fries. Someday you will be without them, and, because of this rule, you can help yourself to some of the deliciousness, just as others have helped themselves to yours."
~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes

When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.

"Dude, you're so envious, I have fries and you don't!"
"I hereby enact the Rule of New Londons. Fork some over."
"Dammit dude, fine, here ya go..."

by JockoAccidente October 7, 2006

Rule 291

Rule 291: Every Rule number and Rule letter under this contradicts everything above this number. NO EXCEPTIONS.

It's an internet rule, hence Rule 291: Every Rule number and Rule letter under this rule contradicts everything above this Rule

by MunkeyJob July 6, 2011

Rule 736

If something exists, there's a Star Wars version of it. Guaranteed.

Person 1: Man, Nissan made a Star Wars car. Why is there Star Wars everything?
Person 2: Rule 736, dude. Star Wars is everywhere.

by Ty34er June 7, 2018

Rule 54 of The Internet

If there is a song on the internet, there is a Megalovania remix of it.

Is there a megalovania x Space Jam? Apply Rule 54 of The Internet.

by Dartheron April 29, 2020

Ruler Of Everything

Mechanical Hands. Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything in the end. Oh i have to ask you while your here, do you like how i walk? Better yet, do you like how i talk? Or maybe you like how my face disintegrates into chalk. Anyway, i have a wonderful wife, and a powerful job, my wife criticizes me for being eco-centric though.

Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything

by se5drtfyguhijo January 28, 2022