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hashtag retard

Hashtag retard (noun)

1. A generalized disorder characterized by mildly impaired cognitive functioning with respect to common activities, social interaction or simple comprehension.

2. A disparaging term for a person who uses social media and has the appearance of mild cognitive limitations.
(A) You PVR’d that show, so why are you watching the commercials, you hashtag retard?

(B) Being a hashtag, I mistook the word "closure" for "Kosher".
by Mr. Big Dawwwg September 13, 2013
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Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019
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this is fucking retarded

A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit
Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.

Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014
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Gay Bitch Fat Retard

When someone is tremendously gay, a bitch, fat, and retarded. Can also be said as GBFR. You can also say this when your being absolutely shit on.
Me: *calling in a car in GTA*
Braden:*kills me*
me: Oh my fucking god, dude, your a gay bitch fat retard.

also

Vincent was being a shithead so I called him a GBFR.
by VoughtCorsair5 April 18, 2020
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Homeschool Retarded

A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.
The Duggar Girls from the TLC show "13 and counting" are very homeschool retarded.
by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009
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completely retarded

completly retarded is a synonym for:
Americans
"How are Americans?"
"Completely retarded."
by |QBA| September 17, 2005
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Retard Clap

What Brandon Frasier did at the Golden Globes
Man, Tommy was so excited about his new car he did a retard clap!
by Yortisme January 26, 2010
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