Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

Illegally Retarded

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.

"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."

by Iscariom June 6, 2014

Retard fuel

Similar to nightmare fuel, this word is an adjective used to describe someone or something that causes you to lose braincells. This phrase can also be used when a person is doing something stupid. When someone is doing something stupid you may say that they are "chugging retard fuel,"

Guy 1 "Hey why are acting strange?"
Guy 2 "I saw someone writing fanfiction in a Cafe earlier"
Guy 1 "Don't worry, they probably ordered the retard fuel off of the menu"
Can also be used like this
"I saw a rant on reddit made by an incel and it was the most retard fuel thing I have ever scene"

by Poyukan and Sheev March 22, 2021

Retard Rangers

A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.

*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*

John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"

by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017

dick retarded

A dick so good it makes you retarded!

He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.

by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018

retard rangler

the non tard that keeps the tards in a group, also knows how to speak Tardese, the language of the tards

Someone call a retard rangler, a tard has gotten loose!

by tardefinition April 10, 2015

retard bop

when somebody in music class sings like a retard a makes the the class riot.

dude did you see fransisco looking like a retard bop?

by xbopuxr May 20, 2010